Stitch if I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart shirt

Imagine wearing a statement piece that speaks volumes without saying a word. Introducing the Stitch if I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart shirt. This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s an attitude, a bold declaration of setting boundaries with humor. Crafted from premium cotton, it feels like a second skin, providing comfort throughout the day. The clever phrase printed on it is a conversation starter, a nod to those who appreciate a witty comeback. Whether you’re out running errands or catching up with friends, this shirt effortlessly combines style and personality, making you stand out in a sea of ordinary.

Ready to turn heads and embrace your unique sense of humor? The Stitch if I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart shirt is your go-to choice. Elevate your wardrobe with this exclusive piece that adds a touch of sass to your everyday look. Perfect for casual outings or lazy Sundays, this shirt is a must-have for those who dare to be different. Embrace the playful side of fashion and let your outfit do the talking for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a garment that not only makes a statement but also reflects your fun-loving spirit. Get yours today and show the world that fashion can be both stylish and amusing!

Stitch if I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

Feedback

• We try our best to make sure every customer is completely satisfied.
• If you are happy with your purchase, please consider posting a positive review for us. This helps us to continue providing great products and helps potential buyers to make confident decisions.
• If you are not happy with the purchase, please contact us to resolve the problem.